A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic,joke

he said, it was his mission.
He kissed her once; 
he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”

In silent satisfaction, 
she sweetly gave the kisses back and said,
“Now that’s subtraction.”

Then he kissed her, she kissed him,
without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said,
“That’s multiplication.”

Then her Dad appeared upon the scene 
and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said,
“That’s long division!”
hmm.haha

M>P> Joke

Officer: What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Father’s Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass

Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir

Officer: Describe Your Personality
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir

Officer: This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now.
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Is It Now
Candidate: My Performance. ..?
Officer: M.P!!!
Candidate: What Is That Sir?

Officer: Mental Problems


hahaha