A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic,joke

he said, it was his mission.
He kissed her once; 
he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”

In silent satisfaction, 
she sweetly gave the kisses back and said,
“Now that’s subtraction.”

Then he kissed her, she kissed him,
without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said,
“That’s multiplication.”

Then her Dad appeared upon the scene 
and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said,
“That’s long division!”
hmm.haha

M>P> Joke

Officer: What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Father’s Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass

Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir

Officer: Describe Your Personality
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir

Officer: This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now.
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Is It Now
Candidate: My Performance. ..?
Officer: M.P!!!
Candidate: What Is That Sir?

Officer: Mental Problems


hahaha

:(

star makes me smile

star is cute..cuddle everytime..

My StaR

hmm.. i don't know what to say

Paradox of Our Time

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints; we spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less.

We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too seldom, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years.

We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. We've conquered outer space, but not inner space; we've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul; we've split the atom, but not our prejudice.

We write more, but learn less; we plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait; we have higher incomes, but lower morals; we have more food, but less appeasement; we build more computers to hold more information to produce more copies than ever, but have less communication; we've become long on quantity, but short on quality.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion; tall men, and short character; steep profits, and shallow relationships. These are the times of world peace, but domestic warfare; more leisure, but less fun; more kinds of food, but less nutrition.

These are days of two incomes, but more divorce; of fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throw away morality, one-night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer to quiet to kill.

It is a time when there is much in the show window and nothing in the stockroom; a time when technology has brought this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to make a difference, or to just hit delete...
 *it's indeed true* @by Dr. Bob Moorehead

lets' talk about l:)ve

Minsan, tinatanong natin ang ating sarili kung bakit iniiwan tayo kahit na binigay natin ang lahat sa atin.

A lot of us have build our dreams, kasama ang mga taong inaasahan natin.

People we hoped, would be with us forever. 

Pero mare-realize natin na walang permanente sa mundo.

Ang pag-ibig ay dumarating at nawawala.

Life is constant cycle,of finding and losing, of making and breaking, of dying and living. 

When our hearts dies,  it stops' beating, pero iba ang pag-ibig.

Hindi ako naniniwala na ang pag-ibig ay namamatay permanently kahit na minsan,

we feel that love has died.

It would only go into a deep slumber, and could one day be awakened by someone who could unlock our hearts. 

At pagnasaktan tayo, isinasarado natin ang pinto (ng ating mga puso),

and we live in a dark and lonely world kung saan naiisip at inaakala natin na safe tayo.

Pero hindi pwedeng tumira sa daigdig na 'yon forever, isang araw, we would open the window to see if the storm was over, 

otherwise we wouldn't know when to live our life again. 

Its better to enjoy life committing mistakes and learn,

rather than playing safe in our entire life and learned nothing at all.

Basta ang alam ko.. Sa pag-ibig ay di importante kung sino ang mananalo at matatalo, ang importante ay alam mo kung saan ka tutungo.

It is the presence of the soul that makes us to live, but it is the presence of love that makes us want to live. 

Magka-minsan iniisip natin, that loving someone is only a risky thing.

However, if you win by not taking chances, you don't lose by giving up, but you lose because you are holding back.

H'wag kang magmadali na umibig sapagkat ito ay hindi tumatakbo (marami pa daw ang isa sa dagat) sabi nila. 

Let Love look for you so that the feeling is sure.

Yes, it drives you crazy, makes you look stupid, mad, jealous, and sad and even cause you a sleepless nights, and break your heart, well, come to think of it.

It’s ok to fall in love and love. 

But the true love is not about when your hearts beats fast, 

but when the heart beats no more and the love remains and is still there. 

If you love a person with no valid reason then you’re only using your heart as well as, that person, 

the term for that is "Convenience". 

Kung nagmahal ka ng matagal na panahon ng totoo, at marami na ang nangyari (sacrifice), tapos 'heartbreak' lang ang inabot mo, maybe you just want to "Revenge".

Bakit hindi mo na lang hayaan  ang taong mahal mo, don't own that person, 

who knows love might be sweeter at the second time around. 

Mahirap hanapin ang totoong pag-ibig, people care to caught up, looking for someone who is perfect, but don't be like this, just be yourself, show that person the real you.

Huwag kang magpanggap (pretend), na hindi mo mahal ang isang tao but you really do.

Once you are in love, you always loved for what on your mind (heart) tells you. 

You may escape, but what’s on your heart would remain forever.

Love is not a word to say when we love, but aside from that, it is really a matter when we share thoughts, minds, and hearts as well soul.

Paano nga ba..
Paano ba ang magsabi ng pag-ibig sa isang taong hindi kailanman naging sa'yo?

Bakit ba may luha na umaagos para sa isang tao na kailanman hindi naging sa'yo?

Bakit ba nami-miss ang isang tao na kailanman hindi mo nakasama?

Bakit ba minamahal ang isang tao na hindi ka naman mahal?

"Don't be to good, I might miss you"

“Don't be to caring, I might like you" 

"Don't be to sweet, I might fall"

Ang pag-ibig ay parang isang laro, minsan natatalo at nanalo pero tulad ng buhay, 

hindi ito dapat na mahinto, kung saan tayo nagsimulang masaktan.:(

I t only stops when we give up, and stop believing!!")

@broken strings..i am miss leigh..

pool drained for repairs

A swimmer went to practice,

the lights are all off.

Only the moonlight was bright,

he climbed up to the highest diving board, 

turned his back to the pool and extended his arms out.

He noticed his shadow formed a cross shape. 

Instead of diving' 

he knelt down and cried out to God to come into his life.

Suddenly, someone walks in and turned the lights on. 

He cried even more when he saw that

the pool was drained for repairs...

women..women

pusan point

 

 bonsai tree

 the old parola

the new...

the cottage

perfect..the blue

i love it:)

fantastic!

kung alam mo lang sana;(

I never realize that i need you...

I never thought that i like you...

I never wished to have you, but now, I feel something missing,

someone gone.. 

Suddenly it comes to my mind. 

You were the one who’s gone; you never know how much "i missed you".

You never felt how much i care for you, 

I want to show it to you, and let you feel how much i think and dreamed of you, but i couldn't, i can't...

I feel so confused, so weak, I tried to stop thinking of you, but your memories keep begging me. What would i give?

What should i do?

I want to spent time with you all day and even forever...

I just hope that our path will cross again and that time can't end...

Now, i feel so miserable inside, because I've missed your smiling face, your caring words..

I kept asking myself. Am i stupid or what?! 

For letting you go, for letting you feel hopeless..

How I've realize that I'm the one who's hopeless..

I'm the one who lost, if you only knew...

i want to say to you" HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU"!!

How "I love You" Impact

"I LOVE YOU" this three of the most powerful words in history, regardless of the language in which they are spoken, and the big impact and influence of this words on our lives.

"I love you," "Je t'ame," and "Ich liebe dich" all mean the same; it's just stating "I love you" in three different languages: English, French, and German.
These words are used many times in many types of relationships.
Regardless of what they have, the power - when coupled with appropriate action.
They mend the hearts of broken people, set captives free, and turn the hearts of people towards those who love them.

"I love you" - turns frowns into the brightest of smiles.

"I love you" - brings light into the place where darkness had ruled.

"I love you" - brings hope where hopelessness had reigned.

"I love you" - setting hearts on fire and faces aglow.

"I love you" - life-changing words indeed!

but the problem is that 'how people meant it.'

Forget the times

Forget the times he walked by,
Forget the times he made you cry,

Forget the times he spoke your name,
Remember now your not the same.

Forget the times he held your hand,
Forget the sweet things if you can,

Forget the times & don’t pretend,
Remember now he’s just your friend.:(

Style of break up

Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-

GF: Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p

Got the chance to know

After a long time, I get the chance to see Him again.
He smile at me and I did the same.
He ask if I'm okay and I notice..

Then the words instantly came from Him and He started to say:
"I miss you so much."
"I miss your voice, your eyes, and the touch of your hand."
"The way you crack jokes."
"The words i love to hear from you."
 "I miss the way we were before."
 "He hug me tight as the tears fell from my eyes."
"He still Love me and then....

----I woke up.----

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it's so beautiful..ruby-july fairy..i love it because i'm cancerian.. 

Rachel Anderson still the best..i love her works so much..

The value of woman..

 For God single daughters: a sweet message from Him.

"No man can ever claim you unless he claims you from me."

  "I reserved a man for you who has my heart and loves me even more than he will love you."

    "I won't give unless he asks you from me."

      "Soon you will know him, I have a perfect time."

        "You're my Princess, my Daughter."

          "Let no prince claim you unless he asks you from my hand, 

    for 'I AM YOUR FATHER, THE KING OF KINGS. 

        TRUST MY PLAN COZ YOUR WORTH LOVING.:)

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The Hebrew Talmud says:

"Be careful if you make a woman cry because God counts her tears. 

Every tears a woman sheds is equivalent to man's sacrifices in life. 

Woman came from man's rib, not from his feet to be stepped on, 

not from his head to be superior upon, 

but from his side to be his equal, 

under his arms to be protected,

near to his heart to be loved..know the value of every woman.

A girl is especial. Created by God.
If you praise her she thinks you're lying.

If you don't, you're good for nothing.

If she talks, she wants you to listen. 

You listen, she wants you to talk.

Kiss her, you're not gentleman. 

If you don't, you're not a man. 

If you agree to all her likes, you're a wimp.

If you don't, you're not understanding. 

So simple yet so complex, so weird yet so beautiful. that's a girl. 

A n0n-understandable creature.

In short-*sakit sa ulo* but makes a man complete* hehehe..:)

Life..U cho0se

Life is full of choices
Make sure you pick the right one
Don't listen to the voices
Hear only yours and you have won

Many people will tell you
You need to change your looks
Don't take to heart their view
Fabulous bods are found only in books

There is only one voice
That you should listen to
It will help make the right choice
That is perfect just for you

Your looks are your own
Someone will always love you
You will never be alone
Look in the mirror and you'll see who

conversation with Jesus

One day.

A man tired and down hearted with life's trials and hardships asked God.

Man: 

     "why so many hills and mountains to climb in life?"

God answered: 

     "For you to have a better view.".

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A beautiful message ;

I asked God, "how do i get the best out of life?"

God answered:

    "face your past without regret, 

       handle your present with confidence, 

         prepare for the future without fear". 

Then he added: 

    "Keep faith and drop the fear. 

       Don't believe your doubts 

         and never doubt your beliefs.

             Life is wonderful if you know how to live."

Just trust in Him,

   for He knows and He sees..

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In times of Confusion. 

In times when you are running out of choices.

Be reminded of one thing..

PRAYER changes things..

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I asked God 
    "why do you have to create pain?
      why hurt? 
        why not all laughter and cheers?"
          why do we have to cry?

            and why not all smile painted in our faces?"

God take my hand and said: 

    "my child, when your happy, you forget me,

       sometimes i let you experience the pain for you to recognize me".

"Remember: 

    through pain,

       i'm making you a fighter and the more you cry, 

         the more you hurt,

           the stronger you become."

I smiled. Then he added: 

    "always remember this, whatever happens, it happens for a purpose,

        i always give a rainbow after the pain".

why love..

 

Do I Have a Choice?

Sometimes I wonder how it is feels to be in love?

...Is it make your life complete?

Is it full of joy and happiness?

...Or, of pain and sufferings?

I guess one wouldn’t really know unless she falls in love

I never wanted to fall in love then,

I was afraid I wouldn’t be able to play the game

But even if I never wanted to

I just felt my heart being trapped

And I found out love wasn’t all that bad.

It made me feel great, but only for a while.

Suddenly, little by little,

I found myself falling apart

Again I wonder why?

...Is falling in love and being hurt is the name of game?

If so, do I have a choice?

On Me;

Love is an intimate personal thing between to people,

two hearts, two souls, two minds.

Intermingling as one.

 Maybe this is the way it’s supposed to be or

At least that’s how its starts

But somehow you can’t help wanting to share it with words.

This beautiful feeling of love cannot be hidden

...Even in the midst of a crowd, your eyes meet,

...Your smiles light up and they give you away,

... You’re in love with each other, intimately, personally to be sure..

>>But the world is beginning to notice and you don’t mind at all.<< haha!

whoah! The Pride!

My most hated word is PRIDE
Because when you have it, you always don't want to be
the first to do the step to be with someone.
...You always try to hide your feelings,
...You don't want others to know your feelings,
...You don't want others to know that your hurt,
...Your afraid of letting go,
but most of all, 
     
afraid to show it..
 
...Your afraid to love someone whom you think can't love you back..

"and this is what's happening to me now!" geez..:(
and how i wish i have enough courage to do such thing.. 

The 3mpty w0rds

We have to realize that love...

...is not enough to make a relationship work..

We need to trust, respect, time, effort, and total commitment.

>>If a person doesn't show respect, doesn't earn your trust and can't keep a promise, then no matter how many times they say " I LOVE YOU" these words will be empty...

.....Take time to listen to what they don't say..

.....Take time to look at what they don't show because there's a secrets  hidden beneath their words.

.....So don't let passion but wisdom decide for you..

>>>Love wisely cause it's never easy to love and get hurt.<<<

Just Call Me

If one day you feel like crying..

.......Call me.

I don’t promise you that I will make you laugh, but I can cry with you.
If one day you want to run away, don’t be afraid to call me.
I don’t promise to ask you to stay, but I can run with you.
If one day you don’t want to listen to anybody..
 

....call me.
I promise to be very quiet..but
If one day you call and there is no answer...

Come fast to see me..

..........perhaps I need you............

The Priest PreAch-the Sin of lying

Priest: next Sunday I'll preach about the sin of lying. To understand more, I want you all to read mark chapter". 17. 

(the following Sunday)

Priest: "how many of you had read chapter 17?" (almost every hand went up) except for a guy who dressed like a gangster.

Priest: "why my son, you haven't read what i told you?"

Guy: "well, I can't seem to find the 17th Chapters."

Priest smiled and said: "Mark has only 16 Chapters. Lets now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying".